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Old 19-12-2006, 12:12 PM posted to aus.gardens
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Default What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.


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Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat
the onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels,
weird.
It makes their eyes water.
Ah, finally an explanation!
I wondered why anyone would need an explanation. With eyes on both
sides of your face you would hafta be crazy to want to cry, when
obviously not designed not to do so.
How do they cry? I've never seen a crying chicken, although chickens
do hiccup according to the Wiggles.
Youre computer clock is all wrong. So I'm replying evan b4 you ask the
question.
Oh. Pre-emptive striking the goat thread. And what time is my post
showing up there? That's a typical usenet complaint...'Your computer
time is all wrong' along with, 'Google keeps deleting my posts. Can
anyone see me?' and the variant on this...'Stop posting the same post 27
times, we can see you.' Not forgetting of course....'I have decided to
unsubscribe from this group, as nobody answers my posts, you all hate me
and I'm going to go and cover myself in strawberry jam and jump into a
herd of wild goats. And Sarah is a slutty whore who deals crack, lives
at 198 evergreen terrace Michigan, and the police are on their way to
your house right now sarah because i put a complaint in with The
Authorities. Goodbye cruel world. Don't post to me, because I won't be
here to see them as I am now unsubscribing. Plonk'
None of which has anything to do with goats, so technically I should
have shoved 'OT' in there somewhere.

Can you tell I'm very bored and trying to avoid writing a paper on 'What
to expect when considering ownership of a Siamese Cat' or some such
rubbish...?


OK Tell you what, i'll forget all I know about goats if you learn to
remember goto time Eg Taskbar rhs of computer scream click rhs mouse
click on time /Adjust time and date/ internet time/ and type in
time.optusnet.com.au in where it says server. then UPDATE NOW. You will
have done yourself and me a favour. Otherwise I
'll answer you before you ask the question


Done, done and done!! And thanks a mill by the way, I knew it was off, as
are all the clocks in the house * but didn't know how to fix it. Bah humbug
windows time....

*DH insists on all clocks running at least 5 minutes fast. Both our families
are eternally late, and he lives in fear of Ever being late Anywhere. Now
I'm not going to tell him I've screwed with the computer time, and watch
what happens....mwahahaha!!