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Old 19-12-2006, 10:34 PM posted to aus.gardens
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Default What will goats not eat? Christmas goats and other presents.

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Nope, they should gobble down the lot. AFAIK onions are out, but
everything else should be fine. They're smart enough not to eat the
onions (usually)
Thank you!
Lol no worries Not even mum's chooks eat the onion peels, weird.
It makes their eyes water.
Ah, finally an explanation!
I wondered why anyone would need an explanation. With eyes on both sides
of your face you would hafta be crazy to want to cry, when obviously not
designed not to do so.
How do they cry? I've never seen a crying chicken, although chickens do
hiccup according to the Wiggles.

Youre computer clock is all wrong. So I'm replying evan b4 you ask the
question.


Oh. Pre-emptive striking the goat thread. And what time is my post showing
up there? That's a typical usenet complaint...'Your computer time is all
wrong' along with, 'Google keeps deleting my posts. Can anyone see me?' and
the variant on this...'Stop posting the same post 27 times, we can see you.'
Not forgetting of course....'I have decided to unsubscribe from this group,
as nobody answers my posts, you all hate me and I'm going to go and cover
myself in strawberry jam and jump into a herd of wild goats. And Sarah is a
slutty whore who deals crack, lives at 198 evergreen terrace Michigan, and
the police are on their way to your house right now sarah because i put a
complaint in with The Authorities. Goodbye cruel world. Don't post to me,
because I won't be here to see them as I am now unsubscribing. Plonk'
None of which has anything to do with goats, so technically I should have
shoved 'OT' in there somewhere.


Crickey Time for captain feathersword to give you a good slashing
If he knew what time it was. Youre probably all lathered up with jam and
he wanted to pickle you.
Youre done for me hearty. Time to walk the plank,