"Sue" wrote in message
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"judith lea" wrote
Even though the stairwell has been decorated, I swear I can still see
a slight shadow there. I am going to start collecting urine again as
my daleks are full of bits of lawn and I need these to rot down - this
time I am going to use the cloakroom downstairs and not the bathroom
upstairs. snip

Or you could avoid having to go inside and take off your muddy gardening
shoes (or slippers!) and just keep a handy bucket out in a shed or
garage. ;-)

Of course, if you were a man you wouldn't need to collect it, just go and
deposit it straight in the place it is required, just make sure the
neighbours aren't watching at the time!

I do wonder whether it would be so difficult for a woman to do the same?

I keep a bucket next to the bed in case of emergencies!(:-)

Alan