'Mike' wrote:
A beautiful blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
Rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a Rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then.....", he said with a deep sigh,
..."let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

There was a typical blonde. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she
was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over,
so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new
convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of
sheep. She stopped and called the shepherd over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep," she said.

"Why thank you," said the shepherd.

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.

"Okay," replied the shepherd.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one
home?" asked the woman.

"Sure," said the shepherd

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied
"382."

"Wow," said the shepherd. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the
sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Then, the shepherd said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."

"What is it?" queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"