Happy New To All
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
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In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has
ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE
on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is
silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then,
a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a
woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair
and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily
in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles
ripple across his chest as he reaches her. He extends the arm holding his
shirt to the trembling
woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
Nice one!
Mary
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