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Old 21-02-2007, 09:42 PM posted to rec.gardens.edible,alt.religion.kibology
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Default Potassium in the vicinity of potatoes.

On 2/20/07 8:12 PM, in article
, "user923005"
wrote:

Actually, it wasn't potassium. It was plutonium. And it wasn't
PU239. It was Archimedes Plutonium.
What really happened (upon careful reanalysis) was that Archie was
eating all the bugs. No wonder the plants were flourishing. Plus the
occasional 'accident' added excellent (if somewhat unsanitary)
fertilizer to the area. But we're all wondering now, how the heck can
we get him out of Idaho and back to Darmouth. The dishes are piling
up back there, anyway.


The gives new meaning to Archie Poo.

Bill
-- Fermez le Bush--about two years to go.