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Old 12-03-2007, 01:00 AM posted to alt.food.barbecue,alt.cuddle,uk.food+drink.misc,uk.rec.gardening,rec.food.cooking
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Default Too cold for a barbecue?

Mom said it was too cold for a barbecue today. Bitch!

"**** her!" I thought, so I raped her, cut her throat and dumped her
down our well.

Then I started my barbecue. Mom was right, it was ****ing freezing and
I had to abandon it.

I'm feeling a little guilty right now - I wasted *all* that charcoal!

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Red