Too cold for a barbecue?
Mom said it was too cold for a barbecue today. Bitch!
"**** her!" I thought, so I raped her, cut her throat and dumped her
down our well.
Then I started my barbecue. Mom was right, it was ****ing freezing and
I had to abandon it.
I'm feeling a little guilty right now - I wasted *all* that charcoal!
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Red
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