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Old 17-03-2007, 03:23 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Default Weekend chuckle

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates
Medical Clinic to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.",
Morris replied.
To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got
a heart murmur. Be careful..!!'