Shade Privacy Tree Suggestions?
"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message
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from "JoeSpareBedroom" contains these words:
Unrelated, but here's what I need: A shrub that'll grow about 6 feet
tall,
with thorns that'll stop an armored humvee (and dogs). The thorns should
retract when I need to trim the shrub. Dappled sun all day. The plant
should
be able to discuss fishing or music during its occasional haircuts.
Any ideas would be appreciated.
I think what you're looking for, is a man. Look for the ex-services
model which comes in camouflage greens with a barb-wire tattoo and its
own rocket-launcher.
Janet.
Or, leeetle tiny land mines. Just enough to help train every dog in the
neighborhood to tell their owners to walk on the other side of the street,
forever.
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