On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:48:51 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Interesting.

Unrelated, but here's what I need: A shrub that'll grow about 6 feet tall,
with thorns that'll stop an armored humvee (and dogs). The thorns should
retract when I need to trim the shrub. Dappled sun all day. The plant should
be able to discuss fishing or music during its occasional haircuts.

Any ideas would be appreciated.


Get a broad with sharp, long nails.