Eggs Zachtly wrote:

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You'll see golf courses water at night. They can't very well water during
the day, when the course is full of golfers, now can they? They also put
down thousands of dollars in fungicides on a regular basis. Ask any of them
though, and they'll /ALL/ tell you that they'd much rather irrigate in the
daytime. I'm sure if you ask politely, they'll tell you why.


I know this would be extremely mean, hateful and down right
ugly but I just can't seem to put the idea, of turning on the
golf course irrigation system while the course is full of golfers,
out of my mind. watching them scurry around so as to avoid being
irrigated would be pretty funny but the real LOL would be watching
them lodge their complaints with management.