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[email protected] · 14-05-2007, 03:15 PM posted to rec.gardens.orchids

On 11 May 2007 10:41:06 -0700 in . com wrote:
On May 11, 12:56 pm, wrote:
On May 9, 6:29 pm, wrote:

...And then there are all those people paying for plants with all
those free gift point credit cards. I wonder how many think these are
really give backs from their credit card company?

...and if anybody mentions next year's winter oil prices, I will
destroy your planet and never look back.

ok, so we should pay either with cash or a gallon of heating oil. -
makes note-

--j_a

A gallon? This is my standard line to customers who ask, "Do you
take credit cards?":

"MasterCard, Visa, checks, cash, barrels of oil. Sorry I no longer
accept the first born"...and then if that works out as expected many
people say something like "You could always put them to work in the
greenhouse" which is my well practiced que for "Phfff, ...they just
run away, and then what do I got?"

Nah "Too many scavengers if I compost them, and if I go the anaerobic route
the effluvia is just a bio hazard that isn't any good as compost or
heating oil."

--
Chris Dukes
elfick willg: you can't use dell to beat people, it wouldn't stand up
to the strain... much like attacking a tank with a wiffle bat