"Buderschnookie" wrote in
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"FragileWarrior" wrote in message
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We haven't had any appreciable amount of rain this month. My
seedlings are
this - | - high and staying there. The ground is so hard I have to
use a
pickaxe to transplant stuff. I'm watching the forecasts but the
promised weekend rain looks to be getting less and less likely.
Someone do a rain dance or tell me how to do one. I'm thinking that
our Black Spring is going to be followed by a Toasty Brown Summer.


Dig a small hole in the shape of a turtle.
Spit in it.
Cover it back up.
Really.

I'll be danged... it worked.