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FragileWarrior wrote:

"Rachael Simpson" wrote in
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My two year old would love your fake snake "remedy". We have plenty of
hose pipes and old water hoses he could use. You just gave me a great
idea for a new game to play with him outside when he gets back.

You can hang a "snake" from every tree!

Uh, Frag, what's this about nekkid pictures and snake fetishes? There's
a known cure for celibacy, you know. Get help before it's too late.
- Bill
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