"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" wrote in message
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Charlie was forced to post this in: rec.gardens

You go to all that time and trouble?

It takes very little time and is no trouble at all.



Jeez man, it's a lot quicker to just dig the offending plant. Carry a
garden knife.

Tell you what Chuck. You come on over and I'll give you a brand new
garden
knife to dig up the violets. You'll be dead of old age before you get the
job done but I promise to cremate you in the Webber kettle after you pass
on.


Here's a better idea: Get your partner to a therapist. Today, it's the
violets. Soon, he'll be cleaning that $50,000.00 kitchen light fixture with
a friggin' Q-tip, and the two of you will have no time for anything
enjoyable.

Seriously. Violets? He needs to deal with his obsessive compulsive behavior.