"Rachael Simpson" wrote in
:

hey frag,
neighbor down the road just killed a 14ft
rattlesnake...............that's definitely a record around here.
maybe it will pour down rain soon now!

Holy cra... er... cow! If that doesn't getcha rain, you'll have to retire
that Old Wive's Tale.

I almost creamed a snake today while he was deciding whether or not to
cross the road. That made me revamp this old joke:

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?

A: Because he decided it would be a good day to get road stomped by a car
-- and the semi behind it -- going 55 mph.

Yeah, I know... keep my day job.