"BoyPete" wrote in message
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Alan Holmes wrote:
"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
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"Mary Fisher" writes:

Try painting them with chili powder paste if you have trouble :-)

The decking boards or the children?

Well, I meant the boards, but it would certainly improve the
palatability of the children.

Would that be roast, fried or boiled children?

Or should that be barbequed?

Oh come on now....................be serious............you can't fit a
whole child on a BBQ spit!

Didn't they used to 'barbecue' whole pigs and bulls years ago?