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"Mary Fisher" writes:
| "Alan Holmes" wrote in message
| ...
|
| Oh come on now....................be serious............you can't fit a
| whole child on a BBQ spit!
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| Didn't they used to 'barbecue' whole pigs and bulls years ago?
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| Still do - but they don't get their equipment from B&Q. It's a commercial
| operation, you'd have to have a reliable source of children to make buying
| one worthwhile.

I made one. It's trivial, and the cost is under 20 quid. If anyone
would like directions, please ask, and I will post.

Directions for the barbecuing of small children are not postable,
under UK academic censorship rules.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.