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Old 12-06-2007, 09:26 PM posted to alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.politics.greens,alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox,rec.gardens,rec.gardens.edible
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Default Stop the hate of the ignorant ass clown fast fairy

On Jun 11, 6:42 am, bob&carole wrote:
On Jun 11, 9:38?am, Fast Larry wrote:

Hey Bob... ask carole how she liked it. She will tell you that FL is
da man, a REAL MAN unlike you.


FL


Read between the lines:

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Bob and Carole are recent escapees from the home for severe emotional
and mental disorders. They were spotted climbing the compound walls
but the guards elected not to shoot to kill because they felt the
waste of good ammunition was simply not worth it.

They were last spotted sitting in the middle of a 7-11 parking lot
drooling and mouthing mindless drivel about some alien craft scheduled
to pick them up there. Several boys from the 'hood passed by and
urinated on both of them but all they did in response was to giggle
mindlessly and ask for more.

The next morning an ice cream truck making deliveries accidentally
backed over them both and now city crews are hosing down the remains
of flesh, slime and ignorance so we may only hear from imitators in
the future (sniff).

In fact, I predict a Bob and Carole wannabe, clone, substitute couple
will respond to this post very soon.

-FH