In article
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William Wagner wrote:

Bill who has five reasonable sane kids but happens to be crazy and will
now go clean his gutters in the warm rain.
Five? I thought be fruitful and multiply was just a suggestion not a
commandment. As far as being crazy, that sounds like a completely
rational reaction to what is being presented to us as reality. Your
reflexes are fine.

PS Writing in the third person maybe sick )
This is easy, if your sick. Hang your cap on a bed post and drink Irish
whiskey ad libitum until you see 2 caps. Continue pro re nata until you
feel better.

Actually, if there is an Irish Pub near by (within crawling distance)
you could hasten yourself there, salute the Queen, in the Republic's own
inimitable fashion, and render your self progressively bellicose,
lachrymose, and comatose.

Lastly, for spiritual fodder, remember the words of Molly the Great:

"It's a little-known fact that defending civil liberties can also be a
whale of a lot of fun, requiring only beer, imagination and a mild
disrespect for authority to become a genuinely entertaining and even
riotously funny pastime. One is not required to like the disgusting
specimens whose rights are being violated. In fact, one is, thanks to
the First Amendment, perfectly free to denounce them with splendid
invective".

First they came for others ...
Sun, Aug. 11, 2002
- Molly Ivins
--
Billy
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