Plague of snails.
"David (Normandy)" wrote in message
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The contents of my wife's handbag would easily fill a small removal van.
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Martin
My wife once asked me to get something out of her handbag, I swear I could
hear voices in the distance shouting "Help - is there anyone there!" So
now I take precautions and always open her bag while wearing a safety
line... can't be too careful. I think it is a portal into another galaxy.
I've heard this before about handbags. I don't have one.
What are pockets made for?
Mary
David.
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