Clark said:

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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4zav954
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My honest opinion is:

There is a perfectly good, unopened beer wasting away on the bench, and
that's serious alcohol abuse.

I was beginning to like you, man. But, now I gotta rethink this whole
image-thing...

=P

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Eggs

Is there another word for synonym?