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Old 27-07-2007, 03:53 AM posted to aus.gardens
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Default The cat problem

John Savage wrote:
Jonno . writes:

At least cats cant fly....



I reckon ol' Jack could make 'em fly! ;-)


Take old leaf spring, bit of truck tyre, tension over trigger platform
click, sprong, meowwwww with deepening tone. {:-).

Easy.

Even if it misfires, cat is going to get one hell of a rubber spanking
that it will not forget in a hurry.


Time towanderoutside and recover the hard lemons I'm throwing at feline
romeos