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Old 28-07-2007, 05:39 AM posted to aus.gardens
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Default The cat problem

It can cat? Oh yesh.

"Jonno" wrote in message
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Now now Spanking pussies isnt nice.
Making them wear rubbers would solve part of our problems.

Terryc wrote:
John Savage wrote:
Jonno . writes:

At least cats cant fly....


I reckon ol' Jack could make 'em fly! ;-)


Take old leaf spring, bit of truck tyre, tension over trigger platform
click, sprong, meowwwww with deepening tone. {:-).

Easy.

Even if it misfires, cat is going to get one hell of a rubber spanking
that it will not forget in a hurry.


Time towanderoutside and recover the hard lemons I'm throwing at feline
romeos