In reply to Mary Fisher ) who wrote this in
, I, Marvo, say :

"Uncle Marvo" wrote in message
...


However, I had serious Staph poisoning once a couple of years ago
after eating a pack of T E S C O (spits) young beans with sweetcorn,

Serves you right. Moral - don't shop at T*sc*.

I don't. I had watched Supersize Me the night before and decided to change
my nasty kebab/pie/chip-eating habits and have a healthy salad and the only
place local is a mini-T E S C O. I think I probably lost at least half a
stone in one jolly evening.


Never again. Nearest I've come to thinking my number was called.
Back on the elephant's leg kebab again now. Never hurt anyone.

Never tried that.

What, never had a genuine greasy Turk doner kebab from the van, large, with
extra chili sauce and all the veg? You haven't lived :-)