On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:52:40 -0700, Jack wrote:

Immigration Office:

To whom it ma concern:
As A Floridian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service,
I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

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Sigh. This has been around SO many times...

Persephone