On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:56:10 -0500, AL wrote:

waybackjack wrote:
On Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:12:14 -0700, Sheldon wrote:


On Aug 30, 7:31?am, (Way Back Jack) wrote:

On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:55:48 -0700, Sheldon wrote:

Actually the quantity of water on planet Earth has always been the
same since the planet's creation, only thing changes is where water
resides...

Yes, and when it "resides" inside a tree's cells, it cannot quench
your thirst.

Duh.

You never drank orange juice... however in your case prune juice is
more appropriate. DUH


Never drank oak juice, or spruce juice, or thousands of other tree
juices.

Furthermore, by the time you extract the orange juice, the people will
have died of dehydration.



At least they can sit in the cool shade as they expire.

You must have been greatly relieved when John Denver died - looney
fanatic telling everyone to "plant a tree"...

I planted 1,000 of 'em.

Not because he told me, though.