I tried I failed, it was springy I tried to bend it straight, it slipped, it
flew at my knee, it hit my knee, it cut my knee through my jeans,
it bruised my knee, it hurts, I'm limping.

So I went out and bought one for $12.98 at Tractor Supply, shoulda done that
first.

I don't remember being this dumb when I was younger, but then again I knew
everything when I was younger.

and yes I was sober.......

Yes I thought it was funny too.
Clark