"Jim" wrote in message
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Clark wrote:

I tried I failed, it was springy I tried to bend it straight, it slipped,
it
flew at my knee, it hit my knee, it cut my knee through my jeans,
it bruised my knee, it hurts, I'm limping.

So I went out and bought one for $12.98 at Tractor Supply, shoulda done
that
first.

I don't remember being this dumb when I was younger, but then again I
knew
everything when I was younger.

and yes I was sober.......

Yes I thought it was funny too.
Clark

if you decide to attack the pine stick that wrecked your
riding lawnmower please give us an update as to that turns
out.


also, give some thought to installing a webcam in your workshop.

I love that last one. I am willing to chip in chuckle