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Old 12-09-2007, 08:34 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening,uk.rec.driving,uk.media.radio.bbc-r5,uk.media.tv.misc,uk.misc
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On 11 Sep, 22:40, Bernice Collins wrote:
Herbert formulated the question :

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?
A: The Pope died a virgin.


Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?
A: Not Maddie, LOL.


I'm passing this on to the police, you sick *******.


I wouldn't bother. They've already heard these jokes.
Cheers
Jeff