Totally off topic but, 2 irishmen are working in a saw mills. The one gets
too close to the saw and slices his ear off, the ear flying somewher into
the saw dust on the floor. Immediately the earless one frantically starts
searching for the lost appendage. His workmate, seeing the one flinging saw
dust up, walks over and asks what wrong. The first irishman explains what
has happened so the other kneels down and starts scouring the floor for the
ear. After a couple of minutes the second irishman shouts with delight that
he has found an ear. To which the earless irishman replies, "No, keep
looking, I had a pencil behind MY ear".

rob