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"Drake" wrote in message
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I like to insert them into my girlfriend's vagina during sex. Is it safe to
carry on doing this, or am I putting her at risk of infection?

Thanks.

[top-posting corrected]

Not if you clean them first. You do clean them, don't you?

Of course I do!

She's less likely to get an infection from the vegetables than she is from
your diseased penis.

I may have a foreskin, but I can assure you that my penis is kept very
clean and totally free from smegma.

Why do you suggest otherwise?