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Old 26-09-2007, 06:12 AM posted to rec.gardens
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Default OT No mention of gardens but....

In article ,
Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 9/25/07 4:08 PM, in article ,
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

"William Wagner" wrote in message
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My friend Don sent me this.

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DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO..........

After Mr.and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her
husband accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately,
Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred
to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was
like most women--she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Walmart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton:



If Mrs. Fenton is like your typical WM shopper, she would not be able to
read the note.


Ah, WalMart, the place were I had to explain to my DD about why some one
would have the phrase "white trash" tattooed on her arm for the world to
read....

C


I would have wagered that they were extra terrestrial. Very strange
experience, but this IS California, strange, here, is kinda normal.
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FB - FFF

Billy

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