"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in
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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in
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from "CatNipped" contains
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Obviously you don't know my cats. I can leave doors and
windows wide open
and none of them will go anywhere near the scary "out".

Just tell them "On no account, may you go outside. I
forbid it.
Going outside is banned.
DO NOT touch that grass. Stay inside, or else."

Cat Psychology Services Inc.

I tried that. My former cat gave me the finger, the way
cats do.

sprayed the door?
or pee'd in the laundry?
lee