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"Janet Baraclough" wrote in
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Obviously you don't know my cats. I can leave doors and
windows wide open
and none of them will go anywhere near the scary "out".

Just tell them "On no account, may you go outside. I
forbid it.
Going outside is banned.
DO NOT touch that grass. Stay inside, or else."

Cat Psychology Services Inc.

I tried that. My former cat gave me the finger, the way
cats do.

sprayed the door?
or pee'd in the laundry?
lee

That's for kittens. My cat gave me THE LOOK along with THE SNEER.