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Riffulon

"Alan Holmes" wrote:

"Riffulon" wrote in message
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On Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:00:27 +0000, Alan Holmes wrote:

I don't think so, as I was about 250 miles away from the computer then!

Another 250 miles & you could've written a really crap song about it !

On Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:54:37 -0700, wrote:

On 30 Oct, 20:33, "DVH" wrote:
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message

I am a Queer and I have a magic dildo that I wave about while
downloading large Gay Porn files.

We know, dick sucker!

Please do not cross-post to rec.ponds.

I'll not warn you again - keep your faggoty pond shit out if
a.b.darts you mincing Anglophilic Buttjabber

Ponds beat the crap out of alt.butt-darts, you snorter of Bin
Laden's
crotch-sweat.

Th' **** you say. Jesus himself was fond of playing 501 And St. Paul
could hit triple-twenties **** drunk. AND him with a wooden leg. In
fact Leonardo painted over the dartboard in the Last Supper at the
request of the pond-loving Borgias - and history has shown what
sodomites
they were.

Name one famous pond in history.

I'm ****ing glad you asked, you ****. I can't think of a single one.

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The Ponderosa Ranch in Bonanza. HTH.

I'm sick of this crap in uk.rec.gardening!!

!PLONK!

And abuse report filed.

Onya Holmesie - That sure showed teh pricks !