"SteveBS" wrote:

We moved in the country. Nothing to do but make a compost pile.

You are a pile.

Does it work?

Does what work, are you having a Viagra moment?

How much work is it?

Two minutes wanking and you're asleep, you call that work?

How often are you supposed to turn it?

Bragging about your agility?

Do you keep it wet?

Oh, baby!

Do you get enough?

You talkin' quantity or quality?