Astraman999 said:

Google: sense of humor.

Please - if you dont have anything sensible to say then shut up and go
away!

**** off, whinerboy. Thought you said you were leaving.

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I'm off to join another forum that can offer sensible advice.

Or, was it yet another whine, trying to get attention. "I'm gonna take my
ball and go home." Boo-****ing-hoo. Well, do it then. Go someplace else
with your childish whines, and get the same advice you got here.

And, get a cloo. This isn't a ****ing "forum", dumbass.

The lawn, according to you, 'gets no sun during the winter
months'. If it gets *no* sun, grass won't grow. Plant something else, that
doesn't *require* sunlight. That's the most sensible advice you've
received. Take it, or reseed every April.

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