Thread: Darn Squirrels
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Old 30-11-2007, 06:21 AM posted to rec.gardens
Scott Hildenbrand Scott Hildenbrand is offline
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Default Darn Squirrels

HettieŽ wrote:


Scott Hildenbrand wrote:
They're lucky they're cute.. Darn squirrels, just found they been
munching on my new riding mower seat.. Luckily it's the molded foam
kind so beyond making it look bad it's an easy fix with a light coat
of silicon.

Darn things, took chunks out.. *mutters*



hurmpf!


Righteous indignation? I've had my share of squirrel probs, but never
thought to put things out for them at nesting time. I will make sure
they are eco-friendly, biodegradable, and neutral in tone.


Oh come now.. You know they'd be the envy of their tree if they had a
nice floral nest, or perhaps a nice bright red.

Couple years back, there was a shocking pink polyester nightie in the
garage. Two windows were out as well as the door, door and one window
now replaced, one to go.

Anyway, there was that pink nightie out by the lilac bush. I look out
the window, "what the?"

So I went out and put it where the squirrels couldn't get it, in the trash.


See, now you just ruined their decorating plans. They'll have to go
neutral now.. Oh well, helps nest resale.

Don't ask why the nightie was in the garage. It was my daughter's, I
think. I do not want to know.


LOL.. I'll refrain from asking.

Presume it was a squirrel. Now you have me upset to think if the
critter had been successful, I'd have to put up with that shocking pink
blob up in one of my trees, and it would bug me no end!


Well, could always be worse. Could be in the tree and have sequins.