I don't care for incorrect punctuation, but when Americans completely
miunderstand the English language....


On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:42:11 -0500, "newsreader-Durham"
wrote:

Are you on duty continually, officer? Do you monitor punctuation, too? Thank
God you're here!!

And 'enema' isn't just a noun, it's a recommendation!

Chris

(Sorry for the extra post, but Internet cops are a nickel-a-gross these
days.)


"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
.. .
Your bad what? Bad is an adjective.


On Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:42:32 -0500, "newsreader-Durham"
wrote:

My bad. Looked much smaller in the photos.


"newsreader-Durham" wrote in message
.. .
Well, if I may - having seen a couple of bears up close, including the
weigh-ins of a couple of big ones, I think the weight estimate offered
here
is grossly inaccurate. I doubt that bear pictured is over 450 lbs.

Chris

"Brian Paul Ehni" wrote in message
...
On 12/18/07 11:37 AM, in article
,
"Ann" wrote:

JamesRay expounded:

Brian Paul Ehni wrote in news:C38C7376.9816D%
:

On 12/17/07 9:46 AM, in article
, "JamesRay"
wrote:

Mitchell Holman wrote in
:

"woodticks" wrote in
news:WI09j.40963$G23.1163
@newsreading01.news.tds.net:

look at them feet and claws......and kinda gross......hit this
thing
down the road from me.


begin 666 Fw_ Wisconsin Bear.eml
Attachment decoded: Fw_ Wisconsin Bear.eml
`
end


What is an .eml file?


It's an easy way for off-topic, cross-posting jerks to plant a
computer
virus on your machine.


That's just a little harsh, isn't it?

Did you actually find a virus?



Most likely doesn't mean definitely. There were no viri in that
particular .eml.


My point EXACTLY. His sending a jpg of a screen shot saying eml files
MIGHT
be infected is a LONG way from actually having one.
--
Brian Ehni





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The first mate was found to be drunk one day and that day it happened to be the captain's turn to write in the ship's log so he wrote:
The first mate was drunk today.
He begged and pleaded to the captain to remove that entry but the captain argued that once an entry was made in the company's log it couldn't be deleted. The first mate decided to get even.
The next time when it was the first mate's turn to write in the log, he wrote:
The captain was sober today.