"Jonno" wrote in message
FarmI wrote:
"Jonno" wrote in message
Otherwise concrete with artificial grass would kick ass

Have you turned into a Yank? Or do you really want to mention kicking a
donkey?

It rhymes...

No it doesn't. 'Arse' rhymes with 'Grass'. 'Ass' rhymes with 'Lass' in this
country.