"david" wrote in message
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".....Try some Horse Manure next, leave it to mature all summer (next to
her
fence) before you use it. The ultimate threat? ......."

I remember one poor person: living on the outskirts of Cardiff: who in
their
Ignorance had a load of Pig manure delivered, It was tipped on the
pavement
outside their house,and had to be moved down side path to the back garden.
6 months later you could still smell it.
Now that is a great way to create Neighbours from Hell.

LOL now that would clear your tubes

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