On Apr 8, 5:05*pm, John McGaw wrote:
ebrad wrote:
Has anyone has tried using a pyramid to cause their plants to grow
faster?

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Gosh! That sounded so wonderful that I was ready to construct a pyramid
over my house to make everything grow and work better. But then I got a
warning from my spirit guide in the invisible black helicopter that hovers
over me all the time that the aluminum foil around my head was coming loose
so I re-wrapped it and the urge went away...

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John McGaw
[Knoxville, TN, USA]http://johnmcgaw.com

Awe, I feel sad for you. Hope you feel better!