Some orchids mimic a female bee (Ophrys) that when the drunken male bee
comes home after a hard night at the local bar, his eyesight is a bit
off. He sees this flower that looks like a sweet female and tries to
make love to her. Frustrated he moves to the next "female" and
continues until he gets fed up and goes home. His wife finds the pollen
and his collar and knows where he's been.

ROFLMAO!!

Diana