"Rusty Hinge 2" wrote in message
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I have at least one family of heffalumps in my rhubarb, I'll have you
know.

The elephant is a curious bird

It swings from bough to bough.

It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree

And whistles like a cow.



Or:

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

Wait 'til autumn and the leaves fall

Mary