There's a lot of danger in the kitchen, and just not from
vegetables masquerading as aliens.
I do have organic romaine in my freezer which I feed to tadpoles
bringing the thread back to frogs and feeding pre-frogs so they
can grow up to be frog legs.
Tonight I tried to introduce scallops to the youngest.
He looked, he sniffed, he licked one, he thought about dosing
it in ketchup and then he passed.

k :-)