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Old 14-06-2008, 01:43 AM
arky arky is offline
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Originally Posted by SexyGardener View Post
Human penises? I'd really like to know =/
1, well first you need a good bed of bull manure the fresher the better .
2, you need to keep it well fed with a good liquid feed, probably some thing like 4 pints of bitter a day should do it .
3, give it a good shake now and then and it will stand up better.