Local police have just given me a Smar****er kit to mark all my garden
equipment, workshop tools, indoor shiny things, and my Land Rover major
components. The sign that comes with needs marking as well, its solid
aluminium weighing 3 pounds, now that is bound to get nicked.

I thought that represents jolly good service as it was free. Thing is. Do
you think it will help if any of my stuff gets nicked?

Mike