In message , Rusty Hinge
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Teetotalitarianism is IMO an exercise in being holier than the founder
of the religion, whose first miracle was to turn water into wine...

I'm with you on that score.
And did you see the hilarious clip of the little black girl who was told
the story of the wedding where the miracle was performed?

The preacher asked her what she had learned from the story, and she
said: "If yo run out of wine , get on yore knees and pray".
That is my all-time favourite kids are funny clip.
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Gordon H