Somewhere on teh intarweb "unklbob" typed:
On Sep 4, 2:30 am, "Cerumen" wrote:
"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message

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In article
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unklbob writes:

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
in Texas.

I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful
lot of underbridge dwellers.

Real cute, coming from a flakey Californian. I happen to know that
the Ukiah gardening group gets posters from Arizona, New Mexico, and
yes, Texas because you share some zones. Armadillos might not be a
problem in Ukiah--yet--but soon enough the little buggers will work
their way right into your backyard, and you'll be glad for the advice
I now seek.

Smite works wonders I'm told. g
--
Shaun.

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